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cheeseRocky

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Born into this world as a baby, but that only lasted a few years. Programmer/Web Developer of many languages including C++, Javascript, HTML5, CSS3, CocoaTouch, and more. Has a serious issue with extreme sports, and an even more serious issue with motorcycles. When not coding, he’s out watching movies. When he’s not at the movies, his 92″ home theater, with THX surround sound, coupled with a overly healthy DVD collection makes for an ideal night for him. The extreme sports and motorcycles normally don’t work well with someone as high on the nerd level as Rocky, but he makes it work somehow. If you ever see him on the street, feel free to strike up a conversation about anything, this particular nerd has a wide arrange of choice topics.

Quote: “Pictures are pretty, but code is beautiful”

Power of choice: Psychokinesis

Dream Vacation: Japan

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite thing about self: Eyes

I hate when..: People lie!

Who are you most like: Sheldon Cooper mixed with Ryan Reynolds :P

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panini1Michelle

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Doctor in training and geek on many level.

While working on her medical degree, Michelle is an obsessed author with a borderline annoying issue with grammar correction as well as an annual participator of nanowrimo and a regular author on her own blog.

She would probably make the world’s best ninja/secret agent due to the fact that her name is Michelle Tran, a ridiculously common name that 1.3 billion other girls on Earth share – Actually the more I think about it, the more I think she may very well be a secret agent, she does go radio silent way too often.

Her obsessive gaming makes her a perfect member for our gaming team. She has logged more hours gaming in her short life than most people do in a lifetime.

Sad isn’t it?

Quote: “-ly”

Power of choice: Cerebral Control

Dream Vacation: Hogwarts

Favorite Color: Pink

Favorite thing about self: Stomach

I hate when..: Guys don’t get the hint

Who are you most like: Boomer (Grace Park’s character in Battlestar Galactica). Just like Boomer, Michelle has also randomly shot a man.

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palpad_balrogChris “Captain”

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Game programmer with a heart of code. This “Balrog Mac Daddy” spend his days, and nights, playing games. His best success story with the ladies would include Tifa Lockhart, and a controller. His strange fascination with the unusual causes him to own a Toyota Matrix, and wear Toe Shoes, but we still respect his work (just don’t look at his feet). The game programmer has worked on projects with some major corporations. With his gaming experience, there’s very few people better to do game walkthroughs than Captain. Once in a while when you can pull him away from gaming, he’s either writing coding, working on his motorcycle, or out hitting up the raves.

Quote: “I’ll do that for you”

Power of choice: Hadoken

Dream Vacation: Brazil

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite thing about self: Willingness to learn

I hate when..: People leave their kids in their car!

Who are you most like: Spongebob, I too live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Tanooki_Mario_Artwork_-_Super_Mario_Bros._3Mario

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Mario has never met a cupcake he didn’t like. Owner of over 3 dozen gaming consoles, you would think that he would know a thing or 2 about gaming, but he’s actually just a collector, not much of a gamer, well not in the traditional sense of the word, he’s a board gamer. Mario has been part of several board games from conception to launch. Him joining the team encouraged us to expand our reviews section to include board games as well, so you can say he’s been an influence to us at hellareviews.Com as well as the board game community. In true nerd fashion, he’s been known to make several appearances at the local, and not so local comic book shops, and actually met with Rocky on a comic book forum, and was quickly hired. Sadly, also in true nerd fashion, Mario is currently in need of a GF, any takers?

Quote: “Put down the controller and grab some dice!”

Power of choice: Time Control

Dream Vacation: Hawaii

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite thing about self: I can eat 5lbs of steak in a single sitting.

I hate when..: Someone bends the corners on your Yu-Gi-Oh cards

Who are you most like: Al Bundy

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magooTada

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Media Guru, and lover of fine wines. Tada has worked at hellareviews.Com since 2006, and has seen his share of revamping. Throughout the years, he has held several roles, including Manager of our Thailand Office. His obsession with media (movies/music/games/software) proved to be a major influence on the direction hellareviews.Com has taken in the past years. Since the revamp to a Reviews Site in 2013, Tada has played a background role as content manager, and IT. With family in high places, and friends in low places, Tada always has his hands in something. Collector of scooters, he races Zumas’, and currently owns over 2 dozen of them. Not only did Tada influence hellareviews.Com, but he also is a driving force behind a MAJOR player in the movie industry. The only person known to have a larger movie library than Rocky, and spends days and nights watching them, so it’s safe to say he doesn’t get out much, I wouldn’t expect any reviews of conventions from Tada. :)

Quote: “The good stuff’s inside”

Power of choice: Flight

Dream Vacation: New York

Favorite Color: White

Favorite thing about self: Ability to not sleep

I hate when..: I lose my keys

Who are you most like: Bruce Banner